1. When you excuse yourself to the restroom, you say, "I need to run to the litter box."
2. You get lots of compliments on your beautiful angora sweaters but you don't own any.
3. Your kids show up to the community easter egg hunt with pooper scoopers instead of easter baskets.
4. You have guests over for dinner and speak only four sentences to them all evening: "sit!", "stay.", "eat!", "go home!".
5. You sleep on the floor because the dogs have the bed - and the couch.
6. When you don't want to have "relations" with your spouse, instead of claiming a headache you bare your teeth and give a warning growl.
7. You list your hobbies as: trimming out matts, cleaning cages, spotting turds in the grass at 10 feet, and removing carpet stains effectively.
8. You can only cook one-dish meals that you serve in bowls.
9. Your friends think your favorite cologne is Citrus Spray pet odor remover.
10. When everyone else at the office is talking about the latest episode of "Lost" or "Dancing with the Stars" you jump in with the recounting of a poignant rescue of a pitbull that you watched on Animal Planet.
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